It's been a while, but I'm going to get this blog up and running again. To kick off, here's a little ditty I composed a few years ago while covering someone's lunch break...
A pirate on the Seven sea
Was bitten badly by a flea
He jumped and yelled and made a fuss
Waving his arms like an octopus!
Because he let out such a scream
He caught the attention of a bream
The bream poked his nose out of the sea
And saw the little tiny flea!
The bream opened his mouth up wide
And swallowed the flea deep inside
The pirate looked over the side
And said: "Thanks matey, need a ride?"
Alas, the bream could not accept!
For in the air, gills are inept...
He waved a fin to say goodbye
The pirate waved back with a sigh.
"What a shame fish live in the sea,
I thought he might be friends with me!"
He set the sail, while feeling glum
But soon cheered up with a shot of rum!
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